(Gawkwire.com) – I like browsing forums. I enjoy reading the posts and normally I learn a lot. But sometimes, posting on forums can be hazardous to your well-being, what with the trolling, flaming, and various other forms of non-goodery. Fortunately, there is an answer! Do not stoop to their level. Instead, use this handy dandy form post to do the taking for you. Simply Check All that apply and post!

Dear:
[ ] Moron
[ ] Loser
[ ] Victim of sibling parentage
[ ] 4 Year Old
[ ] Troll
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Web Host Fan-boy
[ ] A card carrying member of the Elitist Internet community
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Waste of physical space
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You’re an idiot.
[ ] Your current mass of cranial tissue is clogged by spider webs, come back when it works
[ ] You don’t know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] You didn’t take the time to research and build an accurate post.
[ ] Are a Web Host posing as a normal end user.
[ ] You just plain suck.
[ ] Added nothing to the current conversation/debate.
[ ] Using second hand info and claiming that it is a personal experience.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd or typed gibberish.
[ ] Echoing other member’s statements and claiming them as your own.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods
[ ] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] Other:

As punishment, you must:
[ ] Never come into these forums again.
[ ] Get a date from a real life human being that you are not related to.
[ ] Go down/upstairs and tell your parents to send you to Military School.
[ ] Stop being a critic and start your own Web Host company.
[ ] Turn off your computer and go outside.
[ ] Get a real job.
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] Other:

In closing, I’d like to say:
[ ] Stop peeing in the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post.
[ ] It’s called a joke. Please remove the 3 foot stick from your posterior.
[ ] No one Cares.
[ ] Other:

Writer’s Bio: David Dunlap has been both a Web host industry analyst and commentator for the past eight years. Prior to his active writing career, David was a network and communications technician for four years. He currently is the Editor-in-Chief for WebHostMagazine.com



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